Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裏留話吧
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
把腳翹高高呆望電風扇
Turn the TV on
開著電視
Throw my hand in my pants
手插褲裏
Nobodys gon' tell me I can't
誰都沒權力管我
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我就在窩在沙發上穿著懶人毯
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳街舞
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man
因為在我地盤他媽我說了算
Oh Oh
哦
Yes I said it
是的我說的
I said it
我是說的
I said it cus I can
因為我說的算
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裏留話吧
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥都不幹
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
啥都不幹
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
明天起床練成肌肉男
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
找個小妞做個小愛
And she's gonna scream out 'this is great'
她會說"太棒了"
"Oh my God this is great!"
(OMYGOD )
Yeaaah
I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能瞎弄搞出個大學文憑
I bet my old mam would be so proud of me
我打賭老爸壹定以我為榮
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait
但抱歉啦老爸妳慢慢等吧
Oh Oh
吼吼
Yes I said it
是的我說了
I said it
我是說了
I said it cus I can
因為我說了算
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裏留話吧
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不想整理我的亂發
Cause I ain't gonna anywhere
反正我也不去哪裏
No *10
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我想要光著身子
And let everything loose
所有事都放松吧
Yeah *10
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裏留話吧
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥都不幹
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
啥都不幹 *2